It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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