you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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