Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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