the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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