dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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