Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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