Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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