i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My feet surprised me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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