I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
we should paint friendship bongs
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