Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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