I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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