I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.