High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice