yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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