its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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