There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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