would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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