True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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