I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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