We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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