It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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