i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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