There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
