This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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