Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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