Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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