found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.