Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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this will be a night to untag.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?