I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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