he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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