I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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