I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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