all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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