The maid of honor just puked.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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