i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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