just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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