It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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