I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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