No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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