i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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