you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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