I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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