i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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