That's intense
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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