Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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