I bet he comes in French.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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