how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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