Small penises have feelings too.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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