just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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