Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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