Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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