last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
