I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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