sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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