i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
smell my finger.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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