Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You pole danced in your parka.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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