i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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